My big fat ugly wife just bought about about twenty five pounds of candy that she says is to give away at Halloween! I think she will eat it all before then and we will end up buying more candy for Halloween. We really can't afford to buy so much candy, and she is already as big as a house.
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don't worry about it dude. you can always just leave a sign out or tell trick or treaters that your lame wife ate all their candy and there is none left for them. they should have no problems taking matters into their own hands. i wouldn't be surprised if the preteens beat her with their skateboards and pillow cases of candy.
hehe she sounds nice
okay
your big fat ugly wife?maybe if you werent so horible to her she wouldnt have to comfort eat? (if thats what shes doing)if you think shes too fat do exercise together and SUPPORT her! when she buys so much candy tell her gently but dont make it sound like your setting rules, just that she should cut down a bit.maybe your problems are bigger than this, if so you should talk through it and work it out together.
Maybe your mean comments are depressing her and she finds comfort in candy. Stop being so negative and encourage her to work out and maybe help her by signing up for a gym together or going on walks together. Be positive towards her and positive results will follow. And if that doesn't work, throw away the candy so she sees how much of a waste it is to even buy it.
can i have some candy? ill be good??ill slip your big fat ugly wife the mule for some candy?
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